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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 579 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!