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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4387 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!