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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7258 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!