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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1766 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 135 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 8568 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!