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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7470 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7557 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!