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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 191 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 48
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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