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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Divine Spears Created: 21 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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