Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level with our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ experience! Join us for some lewd fun in our Glazed Dog Girls Edition world, where anything goes!

Looking for some adult avatar resources? Look no further! We’ve got anime models, tech, and even a furry thread down the block for all your wildest fantasies. Need help with avatars? Check out our guide to utilizing the VCC and get ready to dive into the virtual world like never before.

But that’s not all! We’ve got resources for days, from VRC Fury to Wholesome SPS configurator, and even Custom PCS and LMS for those funny noises you’ve always wanted. Want to enable various facial expressions with shapekeys based on your hand positions? We’ve got you covered with ComboGestureExpressions!

And let’s not forget about the upcoming events, like our glory hole trash meet this Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun and join us for a wild ride in the virtual world.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true in a world where anything is possible. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180
Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mines Excavated: 3897

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 158 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 371

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2224 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Gods Slained: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ores Mined: 4336 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CreeperHater69

    CreeperHater69
    Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyIranLoverLebHit

    CraftyIranLoverLebHit
    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 161 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Farms Harvested: 729

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Colon Cancer Server

    Crafty Colon Cancer Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Villages Defended: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

    Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!
    Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
    Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!
    Our Server:
    Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
    Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
    Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!
    Features You’ll Love:
    Quality of Life Add-Ons:
    Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
    Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
    Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
    Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!
    Mods:
    Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
    Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
    Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
    Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

    Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

    Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

    Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

    A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

    Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

    A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

    Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

    A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

    Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

    A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

    Brain Rewire Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

    Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

    Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild
    Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

    Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

    If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

    Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

    PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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