lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Elven Birthrate Crisis

    Elven Birthrate Crisis
    u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Enchantments Applied: 286 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Robo Doc Finger Fun

    Robo Doc Finger Fun
    come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WreckMC

    WreckMC

    WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7052 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

    Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

    Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

    Server Overview:

    A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

    Links:

    Discord Server

    Trailer on YouTube

    Images:

    The Western Front (With Defenses)

    The Central Powers

    The Triple Entente

    The Eastern Front

    The Gallipoli Campaign

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
    Can I choose any country to fight for? Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
    What kind of defenses can I create? Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
    Are there different fronts to battle on? Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

    Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7322 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

    ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

    So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Animals Bred: 195

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

    DressCraft: SuckItUpSis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

    Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

    With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Potions Brewed: 91 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

    EmoVibe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Magic Items Found: 7869 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HamasHavocCraft

    HamasHavocCraft
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

    oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

    PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc
    lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mines Excavated: 4412

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

    Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Release Date 2nd August
    Server Location North America
    Discord Link Join Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the focus of the server?

    The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are some features of the server?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various events
    • 350 server members and 550 in total
    • Pokemon channel available

    Are there mini seasons on the server?

    Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

    Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

    Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

    Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

    You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 75314 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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