lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Dimension Hops: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

    Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Animals Bred: 199
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8641 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

    ””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

    So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Crops Grown: 6876
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

    DressCraft: SuckItUpSis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

    Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

    With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

    EmoVibe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8123 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Villages Defended: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HamasHavocCraft

    HamasHavocCraft
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

    oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

    plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 3387
    Gods Slained: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Farms Harvested: 555

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

    PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc
    lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Emeralds Found: 6873

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

    Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Release Date 2nd August
    Server Location North America
    Discord Link Join Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the focus of the server?

    The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are some features of the server?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums available to all members
    • Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various events
    • 350 server members and 550 in total
    • Pokemon channel available

    Are there mini seasons on the server?

    Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

    Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

    Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

    Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

    You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

    Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

    With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Towns Built: 8
    Chimeras Created: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2352 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CreepCraft Minecraft Server

    CreepCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

    Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

    So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftySisNoTalk

    CraftySisNoTalk
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

    Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

    With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 18529 Crops Grown: 1663
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • LibidoFixMC SMP

    LibidoFixMC SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

    Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Chimeras Created: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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