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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8195 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3641 | Votes: | 6776 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
