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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5691 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7287 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
