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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5145 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6152 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
