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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1977 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
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