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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2099 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
