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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1524 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 57 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
