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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3287 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
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