mc.legion-psihov.ru:25577
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Special Ed is a rapper and producer best known for his hit single “I Got It Made.” He rose to fame in the late 1980s with his unique blend of witty lyrics and catchy beats. Throughout his career, Special Ed has released several albums and continues to perform and produce music.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 192 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Welcome to OmenMC – the best Minecraft experience! Explore breathtaking custom terrain and unique worlds tailored for adventure. Our server supports Minecraft 1.8 to 1.21, ensuring compatibility for all players. Gear up with custom enchants and face off against custom mobs and bosses for epic loot. Join in server-wide events, open crates for rare rewards, and earn free ranks as you progress. Use the auction house to trade your hard-earned treasures. Whoever you are, OmenMC has something for everyone.
Join us today at omenmc.net:25588!
omenmc.net:25588
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Thai warrior, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bamboo stick and a bowl of spicy noodles. Join our server and you might just get a chance to team up with this fearless hero.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground temple filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the temple is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this wacky world of Thai-speaking Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all – we’ve got fake tits galore (you just know), and we even give people fake French names for that extra touch of class. So why wouldn’t you want to join in on the madness? Come on, you know you want to be a part of this outrageous adventure!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Why should you join THE BITCHING HOUR, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds just to flex on everyone else. Another time, a player started a prank war that ended with someone’s house being turned into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get me started on the drama that happens in our Discord chat – it’s like a real-life soap opera, but with blocky characters.
But the best part about THE BITCHING HOUR is the sense of community we have. Sure, we may be a bunch of bitches, but we stick together through thick and thin. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can let your inner bitch shine and make some hilarious memories along the way, then join us at THE BITCHING HOUR. Just be prepared to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty wild around here.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Welcome to Monyx Network, a Minecraft Survival-RPG server with unique quests, classes, and abilities!
Survival + RPG: Build, explore, and survive while leveling up.
Quests: Complete custom missions and storylines.
Classes & Skills: Choose a class and unlock special abilities.
Community: Join a friendly, active player base.
Smooth Gameplay: Enjoy lag-free performance.
Dedicated Staff: Active support and regular updates.
Join Monyx Network now and start your adventure. Vote for us to support the community!
mc.monyxnetwork.xyz
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
nzq0.vanilla-box.ru
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a dragon made entirely of cheese. They rode that cheesy dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies, and emerged victorious with a block of enchanted butter as their prize.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Castle, where players can feast on delicious tacos made of golden apples and emerald lettuce. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Warcraft in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 475 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.
Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.
Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!
Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!
Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!
Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!
AllianceSMP.apexmc.co:19132
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
