hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MissYouNotTaken

    MissYouNotTaken
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

    CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!
    Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

    But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

    So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 674 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BrexitSpyCraft

    BrexitSpyCraft
    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

    BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

    ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

    Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm
    come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

    Pussy Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 177 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

    /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

    4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

    QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

    Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Villages Defended: 11
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
    Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
    Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

    A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

    Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

    A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

    1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 New Chunks Explored: 587745
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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