hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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