hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Potions Brewed: 77 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 202 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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