hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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