Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	4728	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	2710	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

– $1000 FTOP PRIZE – RAID & PVP EVENTS – KitPVP, KoTH’s & 1V1 – OPTIMISED PRINTER, Schematica – WORKING CANNONS – TNT Knockback & Damage Disabled – CROPHOPPERS, Sellwands & Super-Creepers – GENBUCKETS, Infinite – Cobble, Sand, Obsidian – VOID/SELL CHESTS, Chunk Busters, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Items Found:	6078	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4735
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Dragon Eggs Found:	4529

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ores Mined:	4070
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	295

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	117
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!