Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	2713	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	104
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nomercymc

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Farms Harvested:	262

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gods Slained:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	753860	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	7110
Players Killed by Monsters:	5634	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Divine Spears Created:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	975
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.