Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2272	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Towns Built:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	155	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4166	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	332892	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!