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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6491 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4963 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows