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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5868 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 55 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 6516 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows