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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3916 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows