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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1515 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows