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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1340 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 111 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4692 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows