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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5816 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 131 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 191 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows