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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8789 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows