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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7737 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 290883 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows