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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8271 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5262 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows