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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2220 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
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