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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3514 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows