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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1163 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows