🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6213 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 20 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows