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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 620 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 323 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows