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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 496 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 94 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows