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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6478 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Votes: | 3259 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
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