LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6543	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	258
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	869	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchantments Applied:	224
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	20
New Chunks Explored:	440482	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	629
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Crops Grown:	4800	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4112	Zombie Dances:	9

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com