LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	1340	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

beastsmp69.falix.gg:20000

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4582
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Villages Defended:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4792	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Crops Grown:	5123
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

pokefrank.fun

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

mcs.apexpvp.co

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	916
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Star Shards Collected:	109
Crops Grown:	8904	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4957	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Votes:	698
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8226

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5648	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	2489	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net