LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	391	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

play.wzrdnetwork.co.uk

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

play.syntaxmc.org

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Star Shards Collected:	96	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ores Mined:	5466
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

mine.danielovci.net

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

66.227.172.128

ComplexMC

Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

ComplexMC.Fun

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

176.119.203.56:30852

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	4274
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

play.catchymc.org:25610

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	107
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

play.avclatin.com

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6909
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	101
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

play.utoo.fun

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3506
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dimension Hops:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	59	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

diminutivesmp.com

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

mc.kidlesscraft.com

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6643
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

play.fivemc.org

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8303	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

join.dogefun.net

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	522466	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Potions Brewed:	193	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	264	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

BattlePeak.net

Tempest Ascension

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Towns Built:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

135.125.147.248