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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8388 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8999 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6042 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
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