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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2958 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6519 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
join us now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.