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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9902 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
join us now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.