🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2240 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
join us now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.