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VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	180	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3486	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Players Killed by Monsters:	1502	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

SibCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, adult siblings, emergency funds, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial accountability, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial help, financial struggles, financial support, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rent assistance, Repayment, Selfishness, Server, SibCraft, sibling relationships

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magic Items Found:	6044
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3893	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChristmasWish

celebration, christmas, CraftyChristmasWish, decorations, dreams, family, Festive, gift, Gratitude, Happiness, holiday, Hope, joy, Kindness, love, miracles, Peace, Presents, Santa Claus, Season, Tree, wish

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2376	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

Open Chronicles Roleplay

{Crafting & Items}, Applications, backstory, character creation, Chronicles, Cooking, discord server, Farming, Furniture, getting started, ideas, main page, models, Open, Personality, Races, Roleplay, Server Rules, Skills, Smithing, Staff, ticket, Verification

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6354	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Join and tell your story.

This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…

Races

Race	Description
Elves
Humans
Scyrtans	An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands…
Thrumdier	An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range…
Yudh	Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands…
Zamin-Sada	Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk…

Mechanics

Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.

Join Now!

Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.

Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.

Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.

Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.

Play!

EmpireCraft 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, 100th LL showdown, Android, appstore, EmpireCraft, Hotfix 6.0.2, Ios, Old but Gold Titles, Omens of Destruction DLC, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Stuff1d6chan, Sunset Invasion Edition, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total war but with blocks and creepers? It’s like Sunset Invasion Edition but with more chaos and explosions. Join now for the 100th LL showdown where you can battle it out with other players in epic warhammer style battles.

We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.

And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?

This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Roman Empire Minecraft SMP

charlotte flair, Cody Rhodes, Dominik Mysterio, Empire, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, professional wrestling, rematch central, repetitive booking, rey mysterio, rhea ripley, Román, Roman Reigns, Sami Zayn, smp, Sports Entertainment, Wrestlemania 41, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	7225

Are you tired of the same old boring matches on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Roman vs Cody in an epic wrestling showdown every week! Witness Sami vs Kevin in a never-ending rivalry that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t miss Charlotte vs Rhea in a battle for the ages that will leave you speechless. But that’s not all, we also have Rey vs Dominik in a father-son feud that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft SMPs. Wrestlemania 41 on our server is not just a rematch central, it’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you coming back for more. So join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LoungeWearUpgrade

advice, athletic shorts, baseball team, boxers, brother, college, college stress, community college, dorm life, family, Friends, loungewear, LoungeWearUpgrade, PAJAMAS, peer pressure, Protective, sibling dynamics, socializing, teasing, underwear, university transfer

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

creepy, dark web, digital shockwaves, DisturbedPixel, Disturbing, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, graphic content, HORRIFYING, internet, internet horrors, internet trauma, messed up, Minecraft, ONLINE, online atrocities, online horror, online nightmares, Shocking.., smp, violent

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

Blockhead Blunders

accident, anecdote, awkward, Blockhead, blunder, Blunders, clumsy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Fail, funny, hindsight, humor, Memory, mishap, mistake, Regrettable, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, Unfortunate

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Animals Bred:	168
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Votes:	9779

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, cybersecurity, Defense, diplomatic relations, european security, far-reaching, foreign policy, geopolitical risks, global security, international relations, italy, military aggression, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, prime minister, russia, SECURITY, security concerns, Server, strategic alliances, threat, Warns

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russia’s security threat with our epic building skills! italy’s prime minister even warned us about the danger, so you know it’s serious business. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every saturday night. you don’t want to miss out on that, do you? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

HolyCraft GazaGrief

airstrikes, catholic church, Ceasefire, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaGrief, Hamas, Holycraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, pope, Religion, violence, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	250405
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs and ride them into battle against evil llamas.

also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.

join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Players:	107/700	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2