| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3342 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6345 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4666 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4733 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2404 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Votes: | 9376 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 227 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4576 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2905 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7434 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7329 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6606 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3555 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8983 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1774 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2145 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2454 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6563 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7852 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 235 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7744 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Votes: | 5747 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9968 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1658 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8347 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 467 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
